Top 10 carnal sins of Meta-tweeting.

10.  Tweeting that you are flying at 10,000+ feet, and has the receipt to prove it.
9.  Tweeting as you are driving and/or causing accidents.  ("About to hit a chestnut tree." followed by "At hospital now.")
8.  Tweeting that you're flying the plane at 10,000+ feet. ("TORA TORA TORA!!!")
7.  Tweeting that you're eating. ("Ooooooooohhh so good.")
6.  Tweeting that you're doing drugs.  ("Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.")
5.  Tweeting that you're farting. ("You could of lit that from the back of my ass!")
4.  Tweeting that you're barfing. ("Ugh... shouldn't of drank so much last night...")
3.  Tweeting that you're having sex.  ("She's so fine...")
2.  ...and so is your partner. ("Ooooh manly!")
1.  Tweeting that you're taking a dump, from the toilet.  ("Dropping a Triggur sized one in 3... 2... 1...")